Enter two names for a just-for-fun compatibility score — a lighthearted percentage, computed instantly in your browser.
Love Calculator
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🔒 Nothing you enter is sent anywhere or stored. All processing happens in your browser.
How it works
Type in two names and press Calculate love to reveal a love percentage from 0 to 100, along with a playful one-line verdict. It's a lighthearted bit of fun for friends, crushes and couples — perfect for a laugh, not a life decision.
The score is deterministic: the same two names always produce the same percentage, and the order doesn't matter, so "Alex & Sam" scores exactly the same as "Sam & Alex". That consistency comes from a simple text hash of the combined names rather than a random draw, which is why re-running never changes the answer.
To be completely clear, this is just for fun — the number has no basis in psychology or real compatibility. It runs entirely in your browser, and the names you enter are never uploaded or saved anywhere.
Examples
"Romeo" & "Juliet" → a fixed percentage every time you check.
Swap the order → the score stays identical.
Try nicknames vs full names → each pair gets its own consistent result.
Just for fun — how to read your score
The love calculator is a playful party trick, not a relationship test. Here's the tongue-in-cheek 'meaning' of the ranges — enjoy it in that spirit:
Score
Playful verdict
80–100%
A classic match — cue the fireworks 🎆
60–79%
Strong spark — plenty to build on
40–59%
Could go either way — opposites attract?
Below 40%
Just good friends, perhaps 😄
However the number lands, remember it's decided by letters, not destiny. The only real 'compatibility test' is time spent together — so share the result for a laugh and don't read too much into it.
Frequently asked questions
Is the love percentage real?
Not at all — it's purely for entertainment. The number is generated from the letters of the names and has no scientific meaning.
Why do I get the same result every time?
The score is derived from a hash of the two names rather than a random number, so the same pair always produces the same percentage.
Does the order of names matter?
No. The names are combined in a fixed order internally, so swapping who goes first gives the identical result.
Do capital letters or spaces change the score?
No. Names are lowercased and stripped of spaces and punctuation first, so 'Mary-Jane' and 'mary jane' match.
Are the names I enter stored?
No. Everything runs in your browser and nothing is saved or uploaded, so the names disappear when you leave the page.
How does the love calculator work?
It combines the two names and runs them through a fixed formula to produce a percentage, so the same pair of names always gives the same score. It's a bit of fun — a deterministic word game, not a measurement of any real relationship.
Is the love calculator accurate or real?
No — and it doesn't pretend to be. Real compatibility comes from communication, trust and shared values, none of which a name can capture. Treat the result purely as entertainment.
Why do I always get the same result for the same names?
By design. The score is calculated from the letters of the names, so it's consistent every time — which makes it fun to compare different pairings without the number jumping around randomly.
Does the order of names matter?
The tool combines both names so the pairing is what matters; try swapping them to see. Either way it's just for laughs.
Are the names I enter stored?
No — everything is calculated in your browser and nothing is saved or uploaded.